I epically got in my car. I drove off, I was too cool to cry. I got home, it was a college. I want to be an epic unicorn. I walked to my dorm room and unlocked the door. (Epically) I closed the not epic door behind me.
My mom called me.
"I freaken followed you on FaceBook because KitKat is weird and puts in useless story parts like this in her books" she screamed
"Meeeoooomm"
(Mom) *evil laughs*
"No body uses Facebook anymore" I told her
"That's why you have no friends" she said then hung up.
I got another text, it was from my ex best friend
"I will steel Sara" it said
....so that's what her name was
I deleted his number
Oooooooohhhhhhh *puts dark sunglasses on*
