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     My nerdy roommate walked in he's not epic.
He's basically the average nerd.
"Hey guess what I got a girlfriend" he said happily
She probably lost a bet or is completely crazy.
     I narrowed my eyes.
     "Dude what up"
      (Your mom O-O)
     "My ex best friend stole my girl, now I have to to a cliché adventure thing to get her"
     "Ha u no stand chance"

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