My nerdy roommate walked in he's not epic.
He's basically the average nerd.
"Hey guess what I got a girlfriend" he said happily
She probably lost a bet or is completely crazy.
I narrowed my eyes.
"Dude what up"
(Your mom O-O)
"My ex best friend stole my girl, now I have to to a cliché adventure thing to get her"
"Ha u no stand chance"