Obstacles in the way of your happiness:
First and foremost, her clothes. Then, your clothes. Don't worry, I'll give you some pieces of advice in order for you to evercome these so called obstacles.
Undress her. Gently, you animal! Gett off and try again. Kiss her first, caress her over them. Don't just jump her the moment the door closes.
Pay attention to the little details: buttons, zippers, ribbons, belts and all the other cr*p girls use. Undo those damn buttons BEFORE you remove her shirt. Undo the zipper of her jeans. Don't pull on them desperatelly, hurting her in the proccess and when they do't come out, say something like "Huh,you don't look that fat.." If you do this, slap yourself. Hard. And prepare for a life time of groveling and begging mercy.
Another detail: her hair is attached. Don't catch it between your hand and the pillow and try to sit her up. It will hurt her her, but it will most deffinitly hurt you.
The bra can be your most fathfull friend or your worst enemy. Treat it delicatlly, worship it.
Learn how to open it. Practise opening it on one of your mom's, use Youtube, Google it, ask your dad, but learn how to do it, for God's sake.
If she wants to undress you, she will. If you want her to, tell her. We can't read minds all the time.
Remove your and her socks. You look pretty darn funny naked with socks. Throw a "hat" in and she'll call you "Puss-in-socks". Mew.
Don't rush her. She may be uncomfortable about her body. If she pushes your hand away from an area, don't be a ..... donkey and force her. If she wants to let you, fine. If not, maybe next time.
Remember now, I'm talking about making love, not having hot, monkey sex.
Part 2 coming soon.
Peace!
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