Warning: Swearing by the writer of this article and all around I've-had-to-much-to-drink-and-I'm-not-making-sense. I'm in bold, original article in plain text.
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says "blo*dy H*ll" all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
The language is why most libraries and schools list it under young adult. And maybe this girl should read her own writing, because she drops the f-bomb later.
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn't have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
The only good thing that was said there was that Fred was one of the best characters. Anyway, death is okay and natural. We may not like it, but death is a part of our lives. It's better to present it as something that is okay and natural rather than something that doesn't happen. And in books, good characters must die for the battles to mean anything. If no good guys die, why doesn't everyone just sit down and play a game of cards to settle things?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it's not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
Torture is not okay. Rowling presents it as something that is despicable and wrong. She never says anything about it being okay.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren't as good.
Hon, what did they teach you in school? Britain was one of the first to enter WW2 to OPPOSE the Germans. Also, who says British stuff is worse than American stuff. Let's think... Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock Holmes(All Forms), etc.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn't have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
I'm American and I understood the books just fine. Also, "comfusing"? Do you even English?
6. The movies are crap. So like they're made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
People from England have different accents then ours. It doesn't mean that don't talk "right". You're the one who doesn't have correct grammar or spelling. And you said siriously.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don't have souns, thank to South Park... JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he's ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
Nothing against homosexuals. NOTHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS!?!? How is "old people aren't supposed to be gay" not against homosexuals? I have a gay cousin and he is an amazing person. I'm pansexual. Your sexual orientation doesn't just go away later in life. Unless there's some kind of sexuality exchange program.
People can wear whatever they want(as long as it's not inappropriate) and you're basing it on looks. Not a valid reason.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn't be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they's just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Okay, I'll grant you the wait till the end of the school year. But the rest is wrong. A real villain? You mean snobby ninny with superpowers? And for the killing thing, the Voltori murder for a living.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
Anyways, I'll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
Yeah. I have no words.
