My comments in bold.
Why Twilight is Better Than Harry Potter!!
1. Robert Pattinson, can you say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!
I'm scared. Why is important that he's hot? I mean, in LOTR Sam is not "hot" and he's extremely well loved. And the sparkles are stupid.
2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?
Not even a reason. Like, I have muscles(not huge ones). We all have muscles. My friends Madison has a six pack! Are you obsessing over her?
3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.
Liv Tyler? Cate Blanchett? Miranda Otto? Kiera Knightly? Natalie Portman? Yes. All the way. Kristen Stewart. Nope, Nada, NO.
4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
Volturi=Insane Freaks in Cloaks.
5. Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in love or something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!! but yea. (:
Romance is not everything. Bella and Edward are creepy things. And Renesmee. Everything is not perfect, BELLA TRIED TO KILL HERSELF!!!!!! People die in freaky ways all the time in real life. All the time. Harry and Hermione do. Not. Love. Each other in that way!
6. Because it's one of the greatest love stories ever!! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way more romance and more hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!! Need I say more!
What is it with Twilight and hot people?! Jeez!
7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot or relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to date things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.
Twilight is about vampires and werewolves. Neither of those are realistic. 'Nough said.
8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay more AMAZINNNG. therees no love in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?
Is anyone noticing a pattern with the hot thing? And love is in Harry Potter. I can't even write twenty books about the love in HP- I'd need more! Edward is a freak who is NOT amazing and stop drawing out the letters!
9. Each book in the twilight series has a different story line. It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes. The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire. Then after that it is the story with Renesmee. In Harry Potter it takes 7 or 8 books to get to the point. Killing the one who must not be named. it drags on and on and becomes boring.
In Twilight, the four books become so boring. In Harry Potter, JK never ever kept to one thing for to long, to not bore us. However, she always wrapped up all the little details.
10. Twilight has a more reasonable plot than HarryPotter. Look at Harry and you'll see he's more angsty than Bella. And all the Harry Potter books are like Harry being "My life sucks" and then Voldemort shows up and he's like "I'm going to kill you" and Harry's all like "No way" and then Harry wins in the end. It's way obvious, especially when the author already tells you how many books there's going to be. I mean, why can't we live in total suspense on what's going to happen next? Twilight gives that suspense that something amazing is going to happen that Harry Potter never gave us. Plus, Harry Potter is a wizard and wizards are demonic creatures. Who would want to root for a demon as the good guys? In twilight, everyone's a vampire, and vampires aren't Satan's spawn.
Harry is not more angsty than Bella! Wizards aren't Satan's Spawn! Vampires have no souls. THEY ARE SATAN'S SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
