Aries: Shot shot shot shot shot shots
Taurus: Hot chocolate with three marshmallows
Gemini: The finest oolong tea blend
Cancer: Straight vodka by the gallon
Leo: Caramel chocolate chip frappucino
Virgo: Organic pink lemonade
Libra: Water (your boring)
Scorpio: LOTS OF F***ING REDBULL
Sagittarius: Freshly carrot and apple juice with spirulina
Capricorn: Capri sun all day every day
Aquarius: Blackest black coffee
Pisces: Extra-large root beer float
YOU ARE READING
Horoscope Signs And Readings
AcakThese are a bunch of horoscope/zodiac signs that I have retrieved from the Internet for your thoughts. Comment what you got and have the time of your life as you read. I will update every Saturday. So until then...
