Aries: *Falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I need to get home!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!
Gemini: *Talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *Starts thinking about the past and cries*
Leo: *Does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: I think I just peed my pants...
Libra: Listen... Picasso? Not that great
Scorpio: Who wants to have sex?
Sagittarius: *Laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *Passionately lip syncing to Beyoncé*
Aquarius: *Believes they can fly*
Pisces: There is no way we are alone in this world...
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Horoscope Signs And Readings
LosoweThese are a bunch of horoscope/zodiac signs that I have retrieved from the Internet for your thoughts. Comment what you got and have the time of your life as you read. I will update every Saturday. So until then...
