Dare: no flirting

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XxAPH_ENGLANDXx  asked: Dare for Raphael! No flirting for a day!

Raphael: ... *pouts*

Everyone else: DO IT.

Raphael: fine, fine! ...don't yell at me...

~~ time skip brought to you by the national French laugh~~

*Raphael walks up to Kaelin*

Raphael: Bonjour, mon--um, friend!

Kaelin: ...hi?

Raphael: how's your day been?

Kaelin: ...good? Why're you acting so...not creepy? *tilts head curiously*

Raphael: *fake gasps* whaaaaaat. I'm not creepy! *looks at Miguel* Am I?

Miguel: *smirks*

Raphael: *pouts* whatever... Well, have a nice day, Kae!

Kaelin: ...you too, guys.

*Raphael walks away*

Raphael: Bonjour, Henri!

*Henri looks up with a small smile*

Henri: Hullo, Raphael, Miguel. *nods politely at both of them and goes back to reading a book*

*Raphael sits next to Henri*

Raphael: What're you reading?

Henri: *flushes lightly* oh, it's just... The Picture of Dorian Gray.. Oscar Wilde. A classic, you know...

Raphael: Ah, very nice. Oscar Wilde is literally my role model.

Miguel: *mumbles* I can believe that...

Raphael: *ignores him* How've your brother and sister been?

Henri: Good, I suppose. Mostly the same. And how's your papa?

Raphael: *smiles* ah, wonderful as always, merci.

Henri: *relaxes slightly* I'm glad. And Miguel? *looks at him, friendly* how've you been?

Miguel: *raises an eyebrow* fine.

Henri: good.

Raphael: we must get going but I wanted to say hello before we left~ Au revoir~

Henri: Bye, guys!

~~Boop de boop~~

Raphael: HA I DID IT AND I BET YOU ALL THOUGHT I COULDN'T BUT I DID SO HA--

Miguel: Take a chill pill, Raffy.

Raphael: NO I'M EXCITED DAMMIT!

Miguel: Yeah, yeah. You did. No flirting for an entire day, huh? Especially for a Frenchman.

Raphael: *raises an eyebrow*

Miguel: ...heh. You know what I mean.

Raphael: you're very lucky I do, spick.

Miguel: ...THAT IS OFFENSIVE, RAPHAEL.

Raphael: It is?

Miguel: ...

Raphael: Desolé. Anyway, you know I am French and--

Miguel: And the French are offensive?

Raphael: Non, I was not going to say that. Hush. But we do usually flirt at least once a day... It's in my blood...

Miguel: Sucky excuse.

Raphael: ...and I haven't yet today...

Miguel: So? Suck it up.

Raphael: And you're here...

Miguel: So?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *sighs and shakes head* never mind, Miguel. *starts to walk away*

Miguel: ...wait! What just happened?

~~to be continued (!)~~

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