PrincessJinxy asked: Raphael, flirt with Tiara! A dare!
Author: I've been wanting to use these for awhile now. Bless you kind soul. You'll see what I mean *evil laughter and slowly backs away into shadows*
Raphael: *slides up to her*
1. Hey babe. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for losing you.
2. Hey babe, are you a library book? Because I'm about to check you out.
3. If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the ocean.
4. Something tells me you're sweet--can I have a sample?
5. *gets up and walks by* *stops* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
6. DAMN if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
7. Hey, are your pants on discount? Cuz if they were at my place they'd be 100% off.
8. If we were both squirrels, could I blast a nut in your hole?
9. Are you going to kiss me, or will I have to lie to my diary?!
10. Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
BAD PICK UP LINES, YO!
*one for Miguel*
You may fall from the sky,
You may fall from a tree
But the best kind of fall
Is in love with me.
Raphael: *like that last part didn't happen* Merci for the question! Please don't kill me, Vash~!
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