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Miguel and Alfred

PhoenixofDeath177 asked: Bonjour Miguel! I...uh...have a question. I hope it's not too much trouble... Anyways, how on earth do you deal with Alfred? You're closer to him than I am, and I feel for you.

Miguel: Ah, gracias, Miss Aubry! Gracias for the very first question!

Raphael: Yeah yeah, you already said that.

Miguel: Oh, you're just jealous the first question wasn't about you. Hush.

Geruka: That's a good questions, Migs--how do you deal with Alfred F. Jones?

*Miguel takes a deep breath to keep from ranting*

Dmitri: Not very well...?

Miguel: Of course not very fucking well! Do you guys have any idea how terrible he treats my people?!

Geruka: He has to do what the majority of his people say... It's not entirely his fault, Miguel.

Miguel: Well his people suck!

*Raphael snorts*

Miguel: Shut up. Do you know how many times he's kicked me out of his own house?! And I mean literally kicked!

Geruka: And did you go over there without being asked again?

Miguel: You shut up too.

Dmitri: Do you have any good things to say about comrade Alfred though?

Miguel: Dude, he's not your "comrade".

*Dmitri shrugs*

Miguel: And hm, lemme think... *trails off after awhile*

Raphael: So...basically no?

Miguel: Shhhh. I'm thinking. *taps chin in thought absentmindedly* okay I got something!

Everyone else: What?!

Miguel: Uh, at least Trump is over there and not here!

Alexei: *says suddenly and everyone jumps* Burn.

Geruka: Something serious!

Miguel: Okay, okay. Fine. Uh, Alfred's actually not so bad once you get to know him. And hey, I'm actually being serious this time! ...He's pushy and really obnoxious, but he means really well. He's been trying to help me out a lot, and I know it's his government that really sucks, not him. *smiles slightly* Anyway chica, that's for you. Hope that answered it~! Feel free to ask more if you'd like~

~~to be continued~~