Frank the Llama

#SeducingPolarBears

As the lollipop led frank toward the entrance of the castle Frank got a glimpse of the army training. They were working on seducing polar bears into eating them.
Well Frank thought that is just perfect they have already learnt the most important thing.
He was sure that the king and queen wouldn't know what to train the lollipops but they seem to have mastered seducing the polar bears! #PolarBearSeducing! (Frank had discovered hashtags the other day)
As they neared the castle Frank realized how small it was, it was just bigger than the size of the ginger bread houses his owner Mrs.Bob would make.
#tiny #gingerbread #MrsBob #llamas #llamacorned #unicorn #rainbowfarts #GettingOfTrack #Opps #Anyways
"So..." Frank said " How will you get in?"
"Me get in?" He asked
"You get in"
"Me get in?"
"You get in"
"Me get in?"
"You get in"
"Me get in?"
(A long, long time later)
"Me get. Wait what about you?"
The lollipop asked obviously annoyed
" Well," Frank said "I can shrink down, down, down until I am the size of a small thing, what about you?"
The lollipop rolled his eyes " look up."
Frank looked up all he saw was the sky
"Look down"
All Frank saw was the ground
"Look up a bit"
That's when Frank saw the castle, wait that is the small castle.
"Look up a bit more"
That's when Frank saw the castle (for real this time ( it was just a big version of the small one))        
"Oh my llama!" It looked so so delicious Frank could of eaten it.
(He could of)
"Come on llamacorn, we must see the King and queen." The lollipop said, before marching ahead, towards the castle. Frank followed behind him, thinking how much the castle would sell on eBay.
As they entered the castle Frank tried to start a conversation with the lollipop,
"So what's your name?" Frank started
" lollipop #1203, flavour: orange."
"Do you have any hobbies?"
"Seducing polar bears and updating my Instagram account with pictures of my fellow lollipops getting eaten by giant poop emojis"
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Fact #46 -Giant poop emojis are the lollipops biggest enemy's as the can suck on a lollipop for a long time without losing to the temptation of biting down on a lollipop, very dangerous and very torturous.
"Well" Frank said " I like shopping at Barney's, taking over everything and brutally killing alpacas, oh and stabbing people 37 times in the chest, then eating their hands."
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Fact #17 -Alpacas are the llamas biggest enemy pretending to be llamas but not being actual fabulous llamas
(To be fair the alpacas think the same about the llamas)
The lollipop didn't reply to this.

When they finally got to a set of doors the lollipop magically brought out a trumpet and stepped into the room and blew the trumpet.
"Introducing Frank the llamacorn!" He bellowed out, his voice quite loud for someone with no mouth.
The room was quite big, the walls were made of ginger bread, with candy cane pillars holding up the ginger bread roof. In the centre of the room was two tiny little thrones with what seemed to be the King and Queen of  Sugar Ville.
"Welcome Frank" said the queen " We've been expecting you."