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Frank the Llama

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Frank is a llama. Why? I don't know, he just is. Follow Franks adventure as he take over the world, then the galaxy, then the universe, and then the multiverse, then everything else in existence, with the help of a gangster gingerbread queen, an ar...

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by MooseDontLikePotaoes

by MooseDontLikePotaoes

"Welcome Frank" Said the Queen " We've been expecting you-."

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"-to join our PARTY.",

Suddenly party streamers fell from the ceiling and a band in the corner started playing, lollipops and gingerbread men alike came onto the dance floor and danced in perfect sync to various high school musical songs.

Frank was stunned, what was happening and why. The Queen somewhat gracefully stood up and walked over to him, She had put on a gangster hat and now she was wearing beautiful chunky gold chains.

"Welcome welcome Framl to our not-humble abode."

Frank was stunned, he started chewing on one of her chains... It tasted like metal, and whipped cream. It reminded him of the farm. The suddenly he remembered why he was here.

" I am here to ask of your permission to use your armies in assistance for taking over the world, then the galaxy, then the universe, and then the multiverse, then everything else in existence. I will of course pay you with the heads of Alpacas." Frank figured that she would want payment and decided to give her the highest currency he could think of, he was nice like that.

The Queen suddenly looked way happier to give away her army and nodded.

"That sould 100% acceptable and sane." She said nodding her head as she talked. "But I expect one alpaca head per 50 soldiers I give you and oner per 50 soldiers that die."

Frank didn't think that she cared all that much though, plus if he needed he could just make a new army to not owe her so much. But first he had other things to attend to. The Queen smiled at him and walked away she could sense his agreement. She was slightly tripping over her chains and her hat had fallen over her eyes.

The King had started to dance and beckoned Frank over, for some reason he looked like Adam Sandler, Frank didn't know why and didn't want to know. So instead he brought out a shutterstock image of a middle finger and walked out of the castle, he would come back for the army, right now he needed to go to the planet of fae, he needed to earn his wings.