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v.v
-.-
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Love,
Ja-
HA. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME?
BITCH, NO, SIT ON A STOOL AND HEAR THIS LECTURE.
I log onto wattpad.
Look onto my "recommended peeps".
My eyes widen.
Hot guy. Hot guy. Hot guy.
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW.
"HEY. YOU SOUND COOL. TALK TO ME SOMETIME!!!!!" <- That's Jain for you.
/two weeks later/
*scrolling through tumblr*
* eyes widen *
HOT GUY HOT GUY HOT GUY.
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW.
WAIT.
Isn't that the guy from wattpad?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSP.
You, my friend are fake.
And so is 99.9% percent of the male population on here.
And you know what's so bad about it?
THEY'RE GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE GUYS.
LIKE, FUCK NO.
Remember my online relationships rant?
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT.
MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING FAKE.
Let me tell you a story,
I liked this guy, yeah?
His name was Jake [ eatmexD. he's gone now. he? lol. wait. ]. Anyways, we had known each other for quite some time and guess what? He asked me out.
ME BEING A NAIVE LITTLE BITCH WHO BELIEVED EVERYTHING SAID YES.
TWO MONTHS AGO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED?!?!??!??!?!?
MY FUCKING FRIEND WHO WAS A GIRL PRETENDED TO BE HIM.
LIKE JESUS CHRIST. SOMEONE HELP ME.
I need meds.
Where are my meds?
That, my dear followers, is another reason why you shouldn't do online relationships unless you've VIDEO CHATTED with them.
Anyhow, to end this, I just wanna tell you, if you're fake and I find out, I will throw a cactus at you.
Repetitively [ I actually spelled that right :P ].
P.S Bitch_WeGotYou is a fake busters account run by four people. They're good and they will find you. Just warning ya, brudda.
PIECE, LOVE.
AND RUBBER GLOVES <3
- Jain.
YOU ARE READING
I ranted here
Randomfor when sharing what I have to say is inevitable // cover by aciddaisies //
