This is an islamic really funny joke
It's by my favourite sheikh mufti menk
Here is the joke above
When you read it. It's not as funny when you listen to it
Go on listen to it aloud where your mum's and family can hear it
بسم الله
There was a man who came to the masjid
He was late and so he joined
The salah was very long as the sheikh was reading soorah al baqarah (the cow)
When they finished the man asked the man next to him
"what soorah was he reading it was soo long?!"
"the cow it's the longest soorah in the quran"
The next day the man came To the same masjid
He was a bit late
He asked the same man next to him the other day
"what soorah is he reading"
"the elephant"
"ok i'm gonna go it must be even BIGGER than the cow"
"actually bro it's one of the shortest"
Lols
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