Part 11: Disaster

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Note - Omg Guys , I Feel Like A Pregnant Bishh ... Im Eating Every 2 Mins , Im Only 15 .____> Buhh I Aint Been Fucking So Ionn Know Wassup >_<

___ Chilli's POV _____

We Pulled Up Too The Cheesecake Factory , We Had Got A Special Parking Spot Cause Of Ray. Ray Hands The Dude His Keys

" Don't Scratch It , Or Ima Scratch You " Ray Looks At The Dude Sideways

He Throws Up His Hands " Yess Sir , I Promise I Wont " He Got In And Drove Off Too Park Our Car

We Walked Inside The Place And I Started Laughing.

" Wtf Wrong With You ? " Ray Jammed His Hands In His Pockets

" U , U Always Threating Somebody , I Cant Even Deal " I Laughed Harder

" Foreal Tho , When Im Tryna Be Nice People Don't Take Me Serious " He Shrugged

I Stopped Laughing And Chuckled " Yahh Right ! "

____ We Wait In This Damn Line For About A Hour Now And Nobody Has Helped Up Yet , Tf ? _____

Ray Starts Too Turn Red " YO FUCK THIS , WHERE TF YO MANAGER ...? SORRY ASS PLACE , I BEEN WAITING FOR A HOUR YET AND YALL MOTHAFUCKAS ACT LIKE YOU CANT SERVE US TOO A DAMN TABLE... IT AINT THAT DAMN HARD TOO PICK UP SOME FUCKING PLASTIC COVERD PAPER AND WALK US TOO A TABLE. I COULD DO THIS SHIT MYSELF AND STILL CALL IT A LIL KIDS JOB. COME ON NOW ! "

I Pulled At Ray's Arm Too Get His Attention " Ray Just Calm Down And Wait "

Ray Snatched From Me " Nahh Baby Im Good , Ima Need For One Of Yall Mothafuckas Too Step Yahh Game Up. I Thought One Of Yall Was Gonna Get A Good Ass Tip Buhh I Guess Not "

__ A Min Later This Young Girl Walks Up too Us __

" Sorry About The Wait , Zack Was Suppose Too Be Yall Waiter " The Girl Said While Picking Up Two Menus & Silverwares

" Well His Ass Just Missed Out On A Good Tip " Ray Yelled

The Lady Showed Us Too Our Table And Gave Us Our Menu's And Silverwares " Zack Will Be Over Here Shortly " She Walked Off

___ 5 Mins Later A White Boy With Shaggy Hair Walked Up Too Our Table ____

" Hello , My Name Is Zack And I Will Be Your Waiter " He Pulled Out His Pen And A Mini Note Book " What Can I Get Yall Too Drink ? "

" I'll Take Water " Ray Said

" I'll Take Your Finest Champagne " I Smiled

Zack Writes It Down " Ok I Will Be Back With Your Drinks " He Walks Off

Ray Picks Up His Menu And Opens It Up " He Still Aint Getting Noo Damn Tip " He Smirked

" Stop Being Mean , At Least Give Him 2 Or 3 Dollars " I Picked Up My Menu As Well

" How About A Gotdamn Nickle " Ray Laughs

I Gave Him A Straight Face Making Him Stop Laughing " Uhh Yahh That Wasn't Funny " I Looked Down At My Menu

Zack Comes Back With Our Drinks " We Got Water Over Here And Our Finest Champagne For U Ma'am " Said While Sitting Our Drinks Down On A Coaster In Front Of Us

Zack Pulls Out That Same Mini Book And A Pen " Are Yall Ready Too Order ? "

I Looked At Ray " Im Not Really All That Hungry So Can I Sure A Plate With You ? Ionn Care What U Get , Just As Long As Its Good "

Ray Smirks " Sure And we Will Take The Jumbo Taco Nacho Plate With Extra Sour Cream And Meat " He Smiled While Setting His Menu Down

Zack Writes It Down " Ok , Any Desserts For Yall Today ? "

" I'll Take Yall's Creamy Strawberry Cheese Cake But With Extra Whip Cream " I Said While Looking At Ray

Zack Writes It Down And Picks Up the Menu's " Ok Yall's Food Will Be Ready In A Lil Bit " He Left

" Sooo ... ' I Said While Pouring Me A Glass Of Champagne And Taking A Sip

" So What ? " Ray Opened Up His Straw And Put It In His Drink

" Are U Really Happy About Our Baby ? " I Sipped My Champagne Again

He Shrugged " Yahh , I Mean ... I Would Love Too Have More Kids "

I Smiled " Really ? "

" Yahh , Being A Father Is Cool And Fun .., Ionn See Why Other Men Don't Wanna Be One "

" Me Ethier " I Sipped The Rest Of My Champagne And Poured Another Glass

" Buhh Um , U Better Slow Down On That Champagne "

I Slowly Sipped My Champagne " Ray , Calm Down I Will Be Ok "

He Looked Down " Im Only Gonna Say This Once Chilli "

" Ok , Ok Fine " I Sat My Drink Down And Waited On Our Food

___ Somebody Came By And Sat A Basket Of Rolls And Butter On Our Table ___

" Oo Bread " I Said While Grabbing Me A Roll And Some Butter

" Great " Ray Made A Straight Face

" What ? "

" I Had enough Of Bread From Prodigy , Him And That Damn Video Of That Fat Guy " He Mocks Prodigy " This Is Peanut Butter , This Is Jelly And This Is Bread HEYYYYY " Then He Shakes His Head

I Died Of Laughter ! I Tried To Catch My Breath But What Ray Was Doing He Was Making Me Laugh Even Harder ...

Note - For Some Of You Who Don't Know About That Bread Thingy. Go On YouTube And Look up " Fat Peanut Butter Jelly " And U Will See A Big Face Black Guy. Owwweee He Is Fucking Hilarious !









Noo Notes Today Guys ^.< Don't Forget Too Vote & Comment ( NO STEALING !) Moonie Is Out PEACEE !

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