I don't know what and I don't know how but I did it I saw his eyes and boy do I regret it so bad right now Here let me explain Okay so I was invited over to dirks house to hang out wit him right seems harmless, yeah it sort've whent down hill from there ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Shit shit shit Run... run don't look back don't do it it will only slow you down stay away from him
Looks over shoulder gone? How did he
Hmph. Shit shit shit
How did you get here
What do you mean you saw didnt you Jake. I told you to knock before you came in
Ddirk how what when? Why?
Hmm oh you want to know. Well you can only know if you stop hunting my kind and you become my food source seems fare
Huh? No no way I'm I doing any of that you people killed my people
Hahahaha. You think that we killed your people. Wow I feel the love Jake I really do but that's not how it works
What do you mean Dirk
I mean, that when we drink blood from any human we lick we're we bit to heal it so that are friends don't die
We are not your friends
Well some humans have already made packs with some of us to keep us from hurting humans like for instance karkat made one with Dave, eridan made one with sollux, tavorus made one with gamzee. See they did it so humans would not get hurt.
So your telling me that my accuantises all have vampire boyfriends
Why do you call them boy friends
Because in order to have a pack with a vampire you have to become their matespirit I read it in one of tour books
I know but I just wanted to know if you wanted to make a pack, unless you want me to keep erasing humans minds because I could go for both really
........ fine but don't get any ideas Strider
I make no promises But I have to bite your neck
Wait what
In order for this to work I have to bite your neck k. Good boy now hold still, and turn around
Jake turns around and stands still
Damn (Daniel)(sorry not sorry) English you got a fine ass *proceds to walk closer*
Oh shut it you blo0dy- OWWW
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In other words I was slowly finding out that he bloddy bit me
Owww Dirk stop it hurts
Mhnmhhmnhmhmhn
What
Jake Jake can you her me
What the bloddy hell Dirk why ow are you in my head
Okay so you can her me
*pop*
really Dirk
Aye don't blame it on me your the one who did it not me you did not even ask bout it so yeah
Any ways we should head back to your house after we clean that dried blood of your shit
Its not called shit mate it's called clothing and we humans wear it all of the time
I see okay then hurry up
Time skip by davekat
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As soon as we got home ,well my house he started to talk again
You know I think humans need sleep to have energy to function a daily routine, Which in other words says that you need to go to sleep now.
Dirk I'm fine I don't need~~~~~sleep *plop*
Dirks® I don't know why he even tries anymore any way I picked him ho with ease and took him to bed I got him in to just his boxers then proceded to take of my shirt and pants and wonders what Dave was doing right now
