What The hell Peach

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I was walking up to the castle then like every time Peach at like a bitch and someone captured her. Toad say Bowser got her, so I beat toad ass. I don't understand how they are peach guard, but they don't fuding protect her.
I ask Toad while he was crying if he knows how much peach like me. Toad said that she may be dating someone because she is always talking about a sexy hot guy. Did She at like a sexy bitch hoe on me, and was a big fat player on me. Because if I just got play off by peach I'm a really a stupid dumbass. I decided to go up peach's room to read her diary and flip off all the toads in my way

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