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WOLF!!!

Thank you Awills2021 for suggesting to bring Wolf into this mess! :D  

"So, have you ever had to go be a hero during school?" Emma asked.

"Yes." Most of the Team responded.

"What's the weirdest excuse you've used to get out of class so you could save the world?" Emma asked.

"That I had to use the restroom." Artemis said.

"I pretended to be sick." Robin said. 

"I spilled water all over myself." Kid Flash said.

"Restroom." Megan said.

"Same with Miss Martian." Superboy said.

"I do not go to school." Aqualad responded.

"Restroom." Zantanna and Rocket said.

"Seriously? You faked being sick?" Kid Flash asked.

"I didn't fake it. We were making soup in cooking class and I was paired up with this kid who put like, everything in sight in our pot. We had Twizzlers, peas, a bunch of random stuff in it. Anyways, I ate some of it to prove a point to the teacher. I ended up vomiting on his shoes." Robin said.  

"Ewwwe." Artemis' face scrunched up in disgust. 

"I felt off for days." Robin shivered. 

"So, speaking of well-being, how many injuries do you get every time you go out?" Mike asked.

"It depends on the villain we're facing." Robin said.

"How so?" Emma asked.

"Well, as you saw today, with some villains we don't get any injuries. With others...well, our life is hanging by a thread." Robin said.

"Who gets into critical state a lot?" Emma asked.

"Robin." Kid Flash said.

Robin wasn't looking at any of them.

"You have to remember though, that he has to face crazies like Joker." Kid Flash said.

"Yeah, he's...horrible." Artemis shivered.

A loud bark was suddenly heard.

Emma screamed when a giant WOLF came into the room.

The mutated wolf walked over to Superboy and sat down next to him.

"Hey boy!" Superboy smiled and petted the wolf.

"What is that?!" Emma yelled.

"That is Wolf. He's a wolf." Superboy said and went back to petting Wolf. 

"You have a wolf as a pet?" Emma tried to understand. 

"Yes." Superboy said.

"Uhm...having a wolf as a pet...well, wolves aren't normally pets." Emma tried to explain. 

"So?" Superboy asked.

"So? SO?! He might eat you!" Emma yelled.

"Wolf is very nice. He's even house-trained! He wouldn't hurt you. Not unless you provoke him!" Megan smiled.

"Why don't you pet him?" Robin smiled from his spot, lying next to Wolf and petting him.

Wolf, in response to Robin, laid his head on Robin's chest and stretched out.

"Aren't you scared of him?" Emma asked Robin.

"No. He's like Batman! Looks mean and scary, but is really a cuddle-bug!" Robin laughed.