The definition of 5sos-
Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. They are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stenches of spring. They are all horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships and running away. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry.
Members:
Luekas Citremmnings: 89 year old vocalist, never hits any high notes, and always wears his hair down. Married to his gutair which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 year old Asian, taking part in the porn industry. No further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be activly involed in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and his favorite color is pink. Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay 11 year old drummer. Married to his bed. Plays on his plastic drumkit. Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: no one really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then. Porn star of the boyband.
•ok this was a joke thing•
