The Twin Award

Tomatoes Bruh #3

***Madi's POV***

"Today we are going to be talking about something that has been getting on my nerves for the past week. Stereotypes," I said to the camera.

"Stereotypes are things we believe to be true, but if you don't think so... YOU. SUCK!" Allie stopped recording.

"Great. Now let's go film some stereotypes!" She said. I nodded. We ran around the house and outside filiming all different stereotypes like stereotypical nerds, popular girls, jocks, and even stereotypical kidnappings.

"To. Much. Effort!" I whined when we were finished. Allie just laughed at me.

"These are SOOOO going on YouTube." She said, excitedly. Suddenly, the door to the house opened and Allie's mom walked out... Followed by Fofo.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I shouted as the dog ran like a maniac around Allie's yard. Allie and I chased her while we screamed at her to get her lousy butt back into the house. All of a sudden, Fofo stopped dead in her tracks. I gestured for Allie to stop moving and to disract Fofo's attention. Allie was jumping up and down and spinning circles making a fool out of herself.

I tried to hold in my laughs as I pulled out my video camera from my pocket and recorded her. After about 30 seconds, I stopped. I looked to Fofo and narrowed my eyes.

"It's go time." I began sprinting as fast as I could towards Fofo, screaming at the top of my lungs. I pounced and grabbed onto Fofo's collar. The good thing was that I had caught her. But the bad thing was... She was pulling me through the yard, getting mud all over me.

"MAAAADI!" Allie exclaimed over my mix of screaming and laughing. She ran after Fofo and grabbed onto my foot. Fofo and I were yanked to a stop and I landed face down in the mud. I still hadn't let go off Fofo.

"You little MUTT!" I yelled as I stood up. I felt around in my pockets.

"Now where is my camera?" I asked. Allie pulled it out of her pocket.

"Here ya go!" She handed it to me and I put it in my pocket. I walked over to Fofo's leash were I saw Allie's mother laughing. I hooked up the mutt and scowled at her.

"You can't handle all this! WHAT!" I screamed in her face. Allie and I went back inside to wash off. I washed off all the mud from my hands and face. I had to stand in Allie's shower, fully clothed, and wash off the mud caked in my clothes. Being the intelligent person that I am, I had packed an extra pair of clothes. I got changed into them and walked back downstairs to join Allie.

"That was hilarious!" She said. I smiled. It was pretty fun. You wouldn't have any idea what fun was until you were dragged around someone's backyard by a dog.

"You were like a feather to her!"

"Well, I'm only 86 pounds." I replied.

"That explains alot." I laughed at her and we sat down on her couch in front of the TV. My eyes widened.

"Ooooooooh! Guess what I brought!"

"You didn't."

"Oh yes I did." I ran as fast as I could upstairs and returned downstairs holding the best game ever.

"Call Of Duty, baby!!" I put the game into the PS3. I pounced onto the couch with my controller in hand. I chose to play Nazi Zombies on expert.

"You ready for this?" I asked Allie.

"Hell, yeah." We played about maybe seven games until we finally made it to our highest level. Level seventeen. We were in our final moments playing that round.

"I'll miss you, Allie!" I cried as I was being chased in circles by a crap load of zombies.

"It was nice knowing you!" Allie replied. Suddenly, the most amazing thing happened. A. Fricken. Nuke. All the zombies disappeared.

"YEEEEEEEEESSS!! NOW WE GET TO MURDER ON LEVEL EIGHTEEN!! SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN LEVEL SEVENTEEN!!!" I went on shouting random things after that like, "Roses are red. Violets aren't blue. You crossed my path. So I killed you!" Or, "You my friend have been TOOOOOOOOOOLD!!" Allie just watched me, laughing.

"What are you trying to be? A stereotypical boy?" She asked, after she had caught her breath.

"I ain't no stereotype! I'm the real damn thing!!"

*Allie's P'O'V'*

"Oh really now?" I say as I raise an eyebrow at Madison. She chuckles and goes back to her Call of Duty game. I just roll my eyes and smile at her, playing our favorite song. The ten hour version of it.

"WE'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!" Madison sang as she took out a few zombies. I started bouncing on my seat and moving my upper body to the music. My older sister, Grace, walked by smiling and looking at us weirdly. 

"You guys are a very strange pair..." She trailed off walking away.

"THANK YOUUUU!!!" Madison and I screeched at her at the same time. At the same moment a zombie took the moment to kill Madison.

"NOOOO!!! MY LIFE! IT'S OFFICALLY OVER!" She cried as she fell onto the floor on her knees. I fell onto the floor laughing at her dramatic moment. She turned her head slowly to face me and glared.

"Is that... funny to you?" She growled standing up. My eyes widened and I went into cower mode. If you didn't know us you would probably think we were serious. But we were just playing around as usual.

"NO MADISON! NOT MY SOUL!" I cried before sprinting away from her. I heard footsteps behind me catching up. I screamed and hid in a corner. Her sudden erupt of laugher after that became contagious. I burst out laughing and held my stomach. 

"Oh. My. G-gosh!" I got out in between breaths. Madison gasped for air and sat onto the floor across from me smiling.

"I know what we should do..." She said taking out her phone. I smiled knowing what she was going to do. She started playing our favorite Irish singer and we started doing the claps to the song. 

Around the end of the song we started laughing again and couldn't stop. My older brother, Ryan, looked at us funny and asked us to quiet down. As soon as he closed the door we made funny faces at him. I smirked and sat up heading out to the kitchen.

"Whatcha doing?" Madi asked as I opened the fridge. I looked at her as I started taking out a container of strawberries.

"Busy being a food theif." I murmured as I ate a couple of strawberries. She stole a couple and I raised my eyebrows putting my hands on my hips. I snapped my fingers in a z-formation and pursed my lips.

"GIRL. What do you think you are doing?" I exclaimed. She smirked and rolled her eyes.

"Sassy much??" She questioned taking another strawberry. I raised my eyebrows in disapproval. She did not just say that.

"Me? Sassy? Hell to the nah." I objected as I put the strawberries away. I walked away to the door leading outside swaying my hips. I heard her laugh behind me and I knew she was rolling her eyes. 

"If ya say sooo." Madi replied following me out to the home theater. I started up into a sprint and heard her sprinting behind me.

"I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD!" I managed to say before I tripped and fell flat on my face. Madi started laughing uncontrollably and I cracked up with her. Clumsy Allie never failed to return. She came over and helped me out and we continued on our way, brushing off dirt from my thighs. 

"This... is why we are friends." She said entering the theater. I entered in behind her with a smile.

"Totally." I smiled shutting the door.