Loke's Awesome DVD of Pickup Lines That Totally Work

Hush, Loke!

"HELL NO ARE WE WATCHING THAT!" Loke screamed, writhing against the ropes that bound him to his chair. He struggled to break them, but sadly, the ropes were too strong.

"Oh, hush up," Mira replied as she fiddled with the remote. "What's wrong with watching you pick up girls on the TV? We see you do that everyday, anyways."

"This is different!" Loke yelled, "If you want to watch me pickup girls, just watch me in real life! Not thi-!" But before he could finish his sentence, a melodic voice filled the air, causing Loke to lose his voice.

"What was that?" Natsu asked, looking around to see if he could find the source of the voice.

Aries blushed. "Um it was our friend, Siren. She has the power of stealing people's voices," she said, pointing to the celestial spirit standing next to her, who shyly waved to everyone.

Natsu quickly backed away. "So you were the one who stole Ariel's voice in 'The Little Mermaid'! How could you do that?"

"But that was a sea witch, not a celestial spirit," Lucy replied,"Sorry, I was reading him 'The Little Mermaid' a few days ago and now he's hooked on it."

Loke squirmed in his seat, desperate to break free, but failed, and caused so much noise, that everyone remembered about the DVD Mira had found. He opened his mouth to say something, probably swear words, and closed it again, seeing as he couldn't talk.

"Well then!" Mira exclaimed, causing everyone to turn to her. "I finally got the DVD to work!"

"Woohoo!" Natsu yelled. Anything belonging to Loke that Mira had found was definitely going to be interesting.

As everyone filed back into their seats, Mira clicked play on the TV screen, as Loke's face grew pale.