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Party Boredom

"My princess! You look beautiful today!" Loke cried out in a smooth voice, as he handed Lucy a bouquet of flowers.

"Uh, thanks?" Lucy responded, taking the roses. "What am I supposed to do with these?"

"You put them in a vase and whenever we are apart, you can look at them and always think of me!"

Lucy gave Loke back the roses. "No thanks," she calmly said, as she looked around the room.

Everyone was bored out of their minds, which was surprising, since an hour ago, every single Fairy Tail guild member had been partying so energetically at Loke's house.

"Oi, lion head!" Natsu yelled, catching both Loke and Lucy's attention. "Why is your house so boring?"

"Says the guy who lives in a home filled with junk!" Loke shot back.

"At least mine actually has stuff to do!"

"Boring stuff to do, that is!" Loke yelled.

Before Natsu could yell another complaint or insult at Loke, Erza grabbed Natsu by the collar and brought him to Loke.

"Who started this stupid fight?" she happily interrogated them, finally finding something to do.

"H-he did!" they both yelled at once, pointing to each other.

"Who's lying?" Erza took a menacing step toward them, causing them to shrink in fear.

"He is!" the boys both shot back, continuing to point at each other.

Erza put out a fist and brought it over her head, ready to strike them, but luckily for the boys, Lucy intervened.

"Now, Erza," Lucy tried to calm her down. "Everyone's bored here. They were just looking for something to do! Right?" She glanced over at the two boys who immediately nodded.

Out of nowhere, Mira popped up. "Then how about we watch a special DVD, if everyone's bored out of their minds? That'll get people out of their boredom zone!"

"But I don't have any DVD's at my house. I have a TV with a DVD slot, though." Loke informed Mira, suspicious of what DVD she was going to show.

Mira's eyes started twinkling. "Don't worry! I brought a DVD here, and it's definitely gonna make everyone laugh!"