Dare: I dare Clay to jump into a tub of Peril-hot water or get killed by my chainsaw
Lantern: Blizzard, get your chainsaw ready, Peril, heat up the water please.
Blizzard: My chainsaw is ready.
Peril: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW?! IF YOU EVEN TOUCH MY CLAY WITH IT I'LL BURN YOU!
Lantern: Peril, heat up the water or Clay may get killed with a chainsaw.
Peril: Nobody kills my Clay, but it's for him.
Lantern: Rainwatcher? Come here for a sec.
Rainwatcher: Okay, but just call me Rain.
Lantern: *whispers something to Rain and Rain runs off*
Marsh: Uh oh, what are you planning this time?
Lantern: You'll see, Peril, the water's warm enough! You can stop! Emerald, bring in Clay, Rain, pour in the lava.
Marsh: You were planning on making the water hotter than Peril and make Clay sit in it?
Lantern: Big Whisker! Take Marsh to Crook's cage, that should teach him a lesson. Emerald, dump Clay into the water.
Clay: OH MY ####ING GOD THIS WATER IS HOTTER THAN PERIL!
Lantern: First, language, second, are you implying something?
Peril: Are you implying something?
Blizzard: Looks like Clay likes the water better than you Peril.
Peril: I shall get rid of that water to make myself Clay's one and only!
*Lantern and Blizzard clap talons*
Blizzard: Good thinking on the lava, this is better than a death to chainsaw! He's burning on the inside, so soon, he'll be cooked!
Lantern: And there's less blood, which will make us not seam like killers.
Qibli: What about Moon? Didn't you kill her?
Lantern: Nope! She only fainted from shock of a crocodile jumping at her.
All dragons at seen: See you guys next time!
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Dare Wings Of Fire
RandomDare all of your favorite Wings of Fire characters to do funny, strange, and humiliating things. Your host, Lantern, a Seawing and Rainwing hybrid that has a nose for mischief and loves it when dragons do dares. Note from Lantern: Put the funniest...
