Blizzard: Hey guys, it's, unfortunate that Lantern can't be here. Hey Cocoa! Get over here!
Cocoa: What is it? I was busy watching my daughter get chased by Mudwings screaming "We are going to stuff you in a cow and Clay will eat you alive!"
Blizzard: I know that you're Lantern's father, but you're crazy!
Rain: Can you please do the thing with your wing so the viewers can see?
Cocoa: Sure thing. *Lifts his wing and six Mudwings are chasing Lantern*
Five Angry Mudwings: How dare you put our bigwings inside of a crocodile cage! We will stuff you in a cow and Clay will eat you alive!
Clay: I don't know what's going on, but as long as I get a cow to eat, I'm happy!
Lantern: I'm sorry for putting Marsh into my crocodile cage! Hey Clay, I'll give you the biggest cow you've ever seen if you stop!
Blizzard: Now you know why Lantern isn't here, she might take a while until she gets back.
*A dragon covered in mud and reeds comes up from behind Blizzard*
Muddy dragon: What were you saying about me?
Blizzard: Lantern! *runs off*
Lantern: Hey Dad, what's up?
Cocoa: HOW DID YOU ******** GET HERE SO FAST?!
Lantern: See you guys next time! Emerald, what are you doing with Blizzard's chainsaw? Gotta fly!
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Dare Wings Of Fire
AléatoireDare all of your favorite Wings of Fire characters to do funny, strange, and humiliating things. Your host, Lantern, a Seawing and Rainwing hybrid that has a nose for mischief and loves it when dragons do dares. Note from Lantern: Put the funniest...
