It was a normal day at the Brochacho house. Bill was sitting on the couch, sucking on chips until they sogged. Sogged isn't a word, but Bill doesn't care. He sogs and sogs until he is dun (HA). Afterwards, he grabs another chip. And he sucks. The chip produces sprinkles. Just then, Melissa Brochacho walks in. "Hubby why u gotta be like this" she whispers.