Warning: very sick joke
A guy goes to a supermarket, where a beautiful blonde waves at him and smiles. He is taken aback as he realises he recognises this woman.
"Hi do you know me?" He asks.
"Yeah, you're the father of one of my kids."
He thinks back to the only time he's been unfaithful to his wife and asks, "Oh my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table while your partner whipped me with wet celery and stuck a carrot in my butt?"
"No, I'm your son's math teacher."
Whoops. A little too descriptive eh? Sorry :( But it was funny anyways wasn't it? Ay, I knew it was.
