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A blonde was speeding, when a blonde policewoman pulled her over. She asked her for her driver's licence. The blonde dug through her bag, and asked, "How does it look like?" The policewoman replied, "It's square, and has your picture on it." The blonde found a square mirror, looked at it and gave it to the policewoman. The woman took a look and said, "Okay you are free to go, I didn't know you were a police officer too."

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