When Tony Finds Vine

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*All the avengers have logged on*

Steve- Uhm.. Anjelica. Why is your face bleeding ?

Anjelica- I tried to teach thor how to scissor kick

Thor- I must of missed the part where it didn't involve real scissors, my dearest apologies ms. Tony

Clint - I once scissor kicked a bird

Tony - DAMNNNN DANIEL

Clint - My name isn't daniel

Carol - I think tony has discovered vine. This is perfect

Kate- Oh no

Tony- A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE U CAME EXCUSE THE MESS I MADE

Steve- a flying potato? Am i the only one who is confused

Hulk- HSHDHIDDJKSMDJ):):$.!:&9374647!

Clint - for the love of- you still havent figured out how to type

Hulk - 🔪

Tony - stop. Don't talk to me. Your weave is crooked and your ugly, like no. Totally. 🖕🏼

Anjelica - Yup he's off his meds

Thor- i am confused. What is this vine? We are not in a jungle

Kate - *facepalm*

Clint- and you guys wondered why i haven't logged on here for awhile

Tony - Happy llama 🌵

Kate - should i even ask

Carol- i'm not suprised. This is the manchild who burried his racoon in the backyard

Tony- Sad llama

Steve- ??

Thor- Well, i've had enough i must go be with Jane and her friend Alex

Tony- ALEX FROM TARGET?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[thor has logged off]

Steve- O-O

Carol - every time we get on here, something even weirder happens

Tony- you look like the crack kid

Clint- the what?

Tony- FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME IM NOT TALKING TO YOU.

Clint- ...

Kate- umm am i the only one who is uncomfortable

Carol - i-

Tony - I LIKE PICKLES I CAN SHOOT THREE'S

Steve- i just. I dont know what to do.

[steve has logged off]

Kate - it's unsafe for my health to be here

Carol - agreed. I'll call the doctor

Anjelica - smh

[carol, kate and anjelica have logged off]

Clint - 🐣

[clint has logged off]

Tony - A found a squirrel. I'll name you ceaser. 🐿

[tony has logged off]

Hulk - BWJSN?

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HEY READERS.

Its been 12 and a half billion years since i've updated so here is a little chappy. I've been occupied with my Harry Potter fanfic secrets, and it would be awesome if you could check it out!!

I'm always open to suggestions!! Any chapter ideas you have are welcome, i love seeing comments. This chapter was dedicated to @Uniwhaller
because their comment made me laugh, and inspired me to write this. Thanks for reading!!

- Archeress 

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