Batfamliy one-shots

I HAS A PILLOW!!!!!!

Damian's POV

I was working on my homework, and Drake took it right from under my nose! I chased him all over the manor and Drake slid into Grayson's room. Once I got in, he was hiding behind Grayson like a coward and Grayson had a pillow in front of him in his hand. "STOP!! I HAVE A SHIELD!!! EVEN TRY AND I'LL GET MY PILLOW GUN!"

"Tell Drake to come out and fight me like a man!" I ran up to him and Drake threw a pillow and my face. "What was that?" 

"I told you Damian, I have a pillow gun AKA Tim." I picked the pillow Drake threw at me off the floor and threw it at Grayson. Drake then threw another one at me! "DRAKE!!!!" I ran to my room and took all the pillows in sight and went back to Grayson's room, this is gonna get messy.

"Oh no! Demon's got pillows!" I threw one at both of their idiot faces and ran out taking my pillows with me. I ran into Todd's room, "Todd, I need to take these." I grabbed is pillows and he grabbed my hand. "Why?"

"Drake and Grayson are attacking me with pillows." As if on cue, Grayson burst through the door and threw one a Todd, big mistake. "I need these! GET BACK HERE DICKHEAD!!" 

"Crud!" Grayson ran off and Todd ran after him. "Damian help me out!"

"Gladly!" 

Bruce's POV

I was in my office, and I couldn't work, it was noisy. I jumped hearing, "DIE!!! FACE MY WRATH!!!" I ran out of my office and didn't see anything. Until, a pillow hit my face. "Uh oh. I hit Bruce"

"Drake hit Father."

"Tim hit Bruce!" 

"Uh oh." I picked the pillow up n looked up and to my surprise, everyone was now in their pajamas even though it's only 7:30 and still light out. "We didn't want our other clothes slowing us down" Dick smiled innocently. "Why were you throwing pillows in the first place?" I stood there staring at everyone, they even got Cassandra and Stephanie in on it. 

"Father, it was Grayson's idea."

"It was not!"

"You threw the first pillow."

"Shut up Tim, actually you did!" Cassandra looked my way. "Just so you know, Damian threw a pillow at Alfred."

"On purpose."

"It was not Brown!" 

"Look, why was the first pillow thrown in the first place?"

"Drake took my homework and I tried to get it back ad Grayson said he had a pillow gun and Drake threw a pillow." As I was about t say something, Jason threw a pillow at me.

"EVERYONE RUN!!!!" Just like that, everyone ran off, great. just great. I'll get them.......

Cassandra's POV

As I was looking for someone, I saw Dick come out of nowhere. "Don't hurt me Cass! Bruce has pillows! He's out to get us! Now it's whoever is the last one standing wins too! You get hit you're dead. Well, not really but you need to act like it. We need to work together to take down Bruce!" Great, The Batman is in now. "How do I know I can trust you?"

"You can't. You just have to." I thought for a moment then realized, I have one of the older men right here and I have a clear shot!

I smirked. "Okay, I think I heard him over there."

"Where?" He turned around and I threw one right at him and he fell to the ground. He screamed pretending to be in pain. I laughed which sounded kinda evil, "Like you said, everyone for themselves."

Tim's POV

I was walking around the manor making sure no one was around, then I saw Dick on the the floor! "No!" He was face down too! Someone got him! "Dick!" I looked over his body. "No." I stopped to mourn his loss then I heard someone. "Who's there!" I looked around me wildly then felt a pillow on the back of my head and I fell onto Dick's body. I lost. For a moment before I died, I though I saw Cass but then she fell to the ground too! It was dead silent in the hall after he scream, then I passed out. 

Damian's POV

I spent most of my time looking for Father, he was around here somewhere. The halls were silent, then I heard someone come around the corner, "Who's there!" I turned around with the pillow in hand then I ran down the hall more and stumbled on The bodies of Todd and FATHER!?! Did that mean Brown was winning?!? So I thought, I heard her unmistakable scream. Wait, if I killed Cain and she killed Grayson and Drake and Brown killed Todd and Father the who killed brown? I mean, no one else was playing. I heard someone walking toward and saw, "PENNYWORTH!?!?!?!"Then, I was hit.

A/N: Twist! Alfred wins!!! Yay!!