WE ARE GOING TO WALMART DAMN IT!!!!!

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A/N: so, batfamliy is on vacation, I had a dream for this. (Making this, I made the worst mistake ever, in Dami's POV, I said 'Tim' at first.) also, said I'd update tomorrow but what the hell XD but i will update AGIAN tomorrow! Yay!

Damian's POV

I was sitting in the car sitting in the back seat with Drake. We've been back here for a long time. Grayson and Todd sat in the front. Father was back in Gotham. "Okay guys, before we go to the hotel, we need to go to store."

"Dickhead! Why can't you drop us off there?" Todd whined.

"Because it will provide quality family time,"

"I don't want family time Grayson! I want to go to the hotel and be antisocial!"

"Damian, listen to Dick"

"Shut up Drake!"

"Guys!"

"Let's go back to the hotel"

"No!"

I rolled My eyes. I just wanted to go to the hotel at be antisocial for once."Dick! You missed the turn for the hotel!"

"I said no!" Todd got out a gun and held it to Graysons  head. "Go the hotel!"  Grayson took it from his hand and threw it out the window. "What part of no do you not understand?"

"The no part" Grayson slammed his hard on the horn and did it repeatedly as everyone fought. "SHUT UP YOU GUYS!!!!"

"TAKE US TO THE HOTEL" now I'm yelling......

"NO!!!!" Drake reached to slap me but I slapped his hand and tried to break it. "Dick! Damian is being a meanie!"

"Be quiet! You guys wonder why I only have one kid!"

"Dick! Hotel!"

"No! Jason! No! Damian!"

"I will kill you if you don't turn around!"

"WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE HOTEL!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO WALMART DAMN IT!!!!!!!" The whole car fell silent. Grayson screamed really loudly. I'm surprised windows didn't shatter.

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