#1 Once an annoying dog ripped off our friends left side. He's all right now. He just needed to order some spare-RIBS from grillby's
#2 Why does papyrus hate my hotdogs? He just doesn't have the stomach for it.
#3 Who was the underground's most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones
#4 Why did papyrus run up a tree? Because that annoying dog was after his bones again
I STILL HAVE WOOD STUCK IN MY SPINE TOO
#5 LET ME TRY ONE! WHY DID SANS STAY OUT IN THE SNOW ALL NIGHT? BECAUSE HE WAS A NUMBSKULL
#6 I joined a band the other day! Guess what instrument I play. The Trombone
#7 Can I try one? ok tori. Why was the skeleton sad? She was bonely.
#8 what did pap say when I told a lie? OH PLEASE. I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
#9 WHAT DO YOU CALL A STUPID SKELETON? BONEHEAD! *looks at sans*
#10 aw man that annoying dog came back and guess what it did to papyrus! It ran off with some bones and didn't leave a leg for him to stand on!
#11 you know what my favorite animal is? A baBONE
#12 Papyrus stood by the fire for too long. Now he's BONE dry. Bonehead.
#13 I used to go over to the graveyard. It's just too noisy now because of all the other skeletons coffin!
#14 you know I'd tell another joke. But first let me take a Skelfie with my SKELEphone
#15 papyrus doesn't like fighting me. He just doesn't have the guts for it
#16 did you hear about when papyrus was a baby? He liked to rattle his bones
#17 before papyrus used katatnas (thats not canon for the game) he used a bone and marrows!
#18 did you hear about the time when we were crammed in a bed together? There was a very marrow space in between us.
#19 I couldn't stop lying until papyrus shouted "STOP TELLING FIBIAS!!"
#20 these aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTON more
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The Jokebook of Sans
RandomWhat are you gonna pun-ish me? YES! JUST WRITE THE BOOK ALREADY OR I WILL PUNISH YOU well I already sent 10 puns into a book competition hoping to get metions. Unfortunately no pun in ten did OH MY GOD SANS JUST WRITE YOUR JOKES INTO THIS BOOK! As f...
