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When we got murdered--

Purple:*trying to find knife* * take out a spoon*

Young Goldie:LOOK OUT HE HAS A SPOON!!!

Purple:*puts back spoon, takes out a fork*

Young Freddy:WATCH OUT HE HAS A FORK!!!

Purple:I can't... find... it*puts back the fork, takes out a plate*

Young Bonnie:OH MY GOSH HE HAS A PLATE!!!

Purple:WHY DO I HAVE THIS?!!*puts back the plate, takes out a glass*

Young Foxy:OH GOD HE HAS A GLASS!!!

Purple:WHY?!?!*puts back the plate, finally takes out the knife*

Young Chica:HOLY COW HE HAS A-

Wait... it's just a knife...

All the Kids:weak...!

Purple:I'll just... put you kids in suits...

Purple guy killed us........ dun duunnn duuuuuunnnnnn

Moral lesson:

Murderers bring tableware, I think purple was hungry, and just killed us to have some pasta

Not just any kind of pasta...

A...

CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!!

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