I imagine Doctor Who and Sasuke talking about their sad histories like this:
Sasuke: Yours history is sad?! Yours?! You travel through time and space in a cabin ALONE with a girl, having adventures and visiting worlds beyond imagination and saving everyone. Isn't that right?
Doctor: Yup! Pretty much!(With that goofy smile)
Sasuke: Wanna know my history? My whole clan was killed by my brother, and I turned to the bad side to KILL HIM, and it turned that he was protecting me! I almost destroyed my entire village and my best friend! And your is sad?!
Doctor: My entire PLANET was extinct during a war! I died about-what-fourteen times, I think? I'm immortal, I can't have a girl, a marriage, I can't be father, I have two hearts, I change my face every time I die. All my adventures can kill me or kill my friends. And don't you think I want to have a normal life and just DIE, but I can't! You lost you CLAN and I lost my PLANET! Which one you think is worse?
Sasuke: Uh...
Doctor: Just shut up. OH. I love your anime, can you give me an autograph?
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We can say Doctor win in sad history against Sasuke. NAILED IT SASUKE AND THE LOST OF YOUR CLAN! BOHOO... I lost my clan and killed my brother...BOHOO. OH go fuck a tangerine.
