Now I don't know how to continue this other than random funny shit so here's one of Mark's stories that made my day just yesterday:
Daniel Huber walks into the dusty night club. No action had been seen there in years. She looked up at the lone figure at the bar. Shocked filled her face as she marveled at the stunning visage of Adams Sandler as standing at the bar. Their eyes drunk in each others body. They knew that it was love at first glance. They didn't speak a word as they suddenly started making out hot and heavy. They got married later and had a billion kids because that's tots adorbs.
or this story...
The Tale of Bogo the pogoing unicorn;
One day Bogo was pogoing his heart out. Bogo was bouncing on the hill of rainbows and there was sunshine all over the land. Mogo didn't know that pogos aren't suppose to go up hills, so he did a no, no with Bogo the pogo and then he fell down the hill and broke his horn. You don't wanna break your horn with a pogo. So Bogo had to go, go to the hospital where his pogo was also broko and his doctor said no, no pogo for Bogo. Bogo was like oh no my pogo and my horno is brokeno. AHHH!!!
The END
And then he die.
The End
