Monster Falls

Return of Bill

Dipper was anxious as he waited for Bill, or someone, to knock at the door. He spent his tome waiting chewing a piece of lettuce that he had snuck from the fridge. Mabel had stayed in the fish tank downstairs since she couldn't really come upstairs. He was finishing his lettuce when a knock startled him.

He let out a bleat of fear and immediately wished he hadn't. That wasn't really him, was it? Either way he fell off the bed and attempted to stand on his own. One leg... Then the other... He carefully extended his front legs and once they were locked, he started his back. Yes! That's the... one two three... fifth time to stand up!  Dipper thought happily. He was getting the hang of this. Sorta...

He shakily walked to the door and shoved it open, staring longingly at the stairs. Stan had already gotten to the door by then and lo and behold, Bill. 

"Uh can I help you?" Stan said, oblivious that this was Bill. "Er, young man?" Dipper gasped and started sliding down the stairs, hitting his human torso on every step. 

"Ow, ow, ow," Dipper moaned, reaching the last step. "Stan! That's Bill!" He cried. Ford marched into the hall on all fours.

"Bill? That's Bill?" He said, trying to stifle a laugh. 

"Yeah yeah, very funny Sixer," Bill nearly growled. "I hate this stupid meatsack," he said flopping her arm forward. "Their is a cure... but I've forgotten it... You know, loss of infinite knowledge and power?" 

"God dang it Bill! Dipper said you told him something near the end of his dream, can you at least remember that?" Ford groaned, stretching his rainbow-y wings and folding them again. Stan uncomfortably shifted his stone wings. 

"So we're just gonna trust him? After everything he's done to all of us?"Stan growled, his stone canines showing.

"Hey, Ex-demon standing right here!" Bill said, shocking everyone that he was still there. "I'm suffering just as much as you are you know. And now that you mention it.. I kind of remember what I told Pine Tree, Sixer. Something about the same type of monster as you...? But where am I honestly going to find another human... Or wait! I remember!" 

"Well then say it out loud Cipher!" Ford said jumping up on his hind legs excitedly. 

"Well... My meatsack has been making weird noises, and my feet are sending pain signals. Surely you know how to fix this stupid bag of bones?" Bill asked, hinting he wanted to stay.

Ford sighed. "Fine Cipher. But one toe out of line, and you'll find yourself in a forest full of monsters."

Bill gulped and stepped in. What was this feeling? Fear? 

Then Stan closed the door behind him.

Uh oh.

I ACTUALLY UPDATED HOLY COW