Movie night!

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Virgo-"Alright people, the maker wants us to watch a movie. She doesn't have any ideas."

Aquarius-"Course. She only listens to music and watches YouTube and wastes her life on WattPad."

Virgo-"ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?!" *Goes up in his face ready to fight*

Aquarius-"YEAH!!! SHES A LAZY ASS!!!"

Virgo-"OH ITS ON NATURE BOY!!!" *Tackles him*

-Huge fight goes out and they end up knocking down Scorpios pizza-

Scorpio-"YOU KNOCKED MY PIZZA OVER!!!"

Virgo-"TOO BAD FATTY!!!" *Stomps on his pizza*

Leo-*Shoves a cupcake without the icing in Virgos mouth* "Better?"

Virgo-*Swallows the cupcake and nods*

Scorpio-"One of you owe me food."

Leo-"We'll get your food later. What movie does everyone wanna watch?"

Aries-"Cinderella?"

Virgo-"Oh god not a princess movie..."

Libra-"How about since Finding Dori might come out soon we watch Finding Nemo?"

Everyone-"Sure."

Virgo-"Who's paying?"

All but Virgo-"NOT IT!!!"

Virgo-"God dammit... Lemme ask the maker for money. Hey Wolf? Can we have some money?"

-Money magically appears in front of Virgo-

Virgo-"Thanks." *Puts in her wallet*

Scorpio-"Hey Wolf, can I get a pizza?"

-a magical roadkill pizza pops up-

Virgo-*Laughs*

Scorpio-"Why are you the blessed one?"

Virgo-"Cause I'm fabulous."

-Time skip-

Capricorn-*Puts the CD in the disc player*

-Movie begins and time skip-

Virgo-"Ugh that movie took forever..."

Scorpio-"I'm hungry. Anyone want fish?"

Taurus and Libra-"Don't eat Nemo!"

Sagittarius-"Well Nemo is a cartoon character so he can't be eaten. He will live forever in the sea called the Internet."

Virgo-"Nerd..."

Aquarius-"Nothing wrong with being smart."

Virgo-*Flips him off* "So what did everyone think of the movie?"

Taurus-"I liked it! Dori was my favorite."

Libra-"It was cute."

Capricorn-"Where's Cancer and Pisces?"

Virgo-"Probaby having some Netflix and chill time."

Everyone-*Laughs*

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