It is time...

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Virgo: It's time for what?

Libra: I'm scared...

Virgo: HUNTER TALK PLZ

Hunter: Jesus Christ, who put hot sauce in your panties...?

Virgo: Ugh shut up. What is it time for?

Hunter: Oh... Uh... Could you have called me when I'm wasn't tired? *yawn*

Scorpio: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!

Hunter: *Snaps*

Scorpio: *Somehow gets a wedgie* OW!!! WAIT ARE YOU THE BOOK WRITER?!

Hunter: Yeah... Now shut up and I'll tell you what it's time for...

SUSPENCE

Hunter: I'm giving y'all makeovers... Y'all look stupid... I think I drew you guys about a year ago... Like look at how fucking blocky you guys look... I rushed on y'all... Oh yeah, I'm gonna redo your descriptions...

Cancer: Ugh finally... I've been telling you to change our looks!

Hunter: Shut up! I'm lazy and I have too much time on my hands so I'll change you guys...

Pisces: I've got an idea. Make me look like Aaron.

Hunter: Hell no... You don't deserve to look that hot...

Aquarius: Can I have shorter hair...? This always gets in my way and I'm tired of Virgo putting it in a tiny ponytail...

Hunter: Sure thing... Capricorn, how do you wanna look?

Capricorn: Oh, uh... Surprise me I guess...

Hunter: Lame... Sagittarius?

Sagittarius: I've been waiting for this... I hate these shorts, my hair looks stupid, my tie is itchy as fuck, and THERE GLASSES ALWAYS FALL OFF!!!

Hunter: Jesus... Ok, I'll make you look less you. Scorpio?

Scorpio: I'm fine with what I look like, just get me a better fitting shirt...

Hunter: I might change your hair so are you ok with a little Asian ponytail thing?

Scorpio: I guess...

Hunter: Libra?

Libra: I like how I look.

Hunter: Fine, I'm getting rid of the sweatpants tho. Virgo?

Virgo: Chop off these stupid ponytails. I don't know what I wanna wear... Just look through your steampunk pictures or just some Hot Topic shit you have.

Hunter: Niiiice. Leo?

Leo: I want to have my hair in a bob and some volleyball shorts.

Hunter: Alrighie, I like it. Cancer?

Cancer: Tube top. Shorts are fine. Curl my hair.

Hunter: Ew... It's so girly... Gemini?

Gemini: I want longer hair and give me some damn shoes...

Hunter: Taurus?

Taurus: Can I have my hair shorter too? Like Max Caulfield?

Hunter: Aww cute... Let's do it. Finally Aries?

Aries: I want a different dress and my hair in a braid and glasses?

Hunter: ... Pick something else please...

Aries: Huh? Why?

Virgo: *Whispers*

Aries: OH! I'm sorry I forgot! Ok... Misa Amane hair and surprise me with my clothes.

Hunter: It's ok... Alright, your welcome for the sneak peak of their looks. I'll be back in like 10 years. Also the picture is gonna be the new cover...

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