Virgo-"Wait we don't get to be in this one?!"
Scorpio-"You guys can't come on the date."
Cancer-"Double date then! I'll go with Pisces."
Gemini-"I wanna watch!!!"
Virgo-"Gemini, be my date!"
Gemini-*Whispers to Virgo*
Virgo-"You like HIM?!"
Gemini-"Sagittarius, wanna go with me?"
Sagittarius-*Blushes* "Um. Sure!"
Libra-"Taurus, you can go with me!"
Taurus-"Yay!"
Leo Virgo-"I CALL GOING WITH CAPRICORN!!!"
Virgo-"Oh no! I am NOT going with Aquarius! I get Capricorn!"
Leo-"I don't wanna go with that weirdo! You take him!"
Aquarius-"Why does he get the girls?"
Virgo-"Maybe cause he's not a weirdo."
Leo-"And he's not annoying."
Virgo-"And he's actually cute unlike any of you other dudes."
Leo-"And cause he doesn't keep condoms and porn magazines in his room."
Pisces-"YOU WENT IN MY ROOM?!"
Leo-"Yeah. You're a weirdo."
Virgo-"So Capricorn, who do you pick?"
Capricorn-"I pick Aquarius."
Everyone-"WHAT?!"
Capricorn-"None of you wanna go with him so I will. It's just a guy thing, not a real date."
Aquarius-"I'm ok with that."
Virgo-"Leo?"
Leo-"No. I'm not going with you. I'm straight. Even if it's not a real one I don't wanna."
Virgo-"It's me or Aquarius."
Leo-"Capricorn. Go with me."
Capricorn-"Fine."
Aquarius-"Wait..."
Virgo-"IF YOU TOUCH ME ILL KILL YOU!!!"
-To the date-
Virgo-"WHAT?! THERES ONLY COUPLE TABLES?!"
Waiter-"I'm sorry but that's all that's left. We're packed."
Capricorn-"We're all on dates so it'll be fine."
-Everyone goes to a table with their date and orders their food. Their food come and they begin eating.-
Aquarius-"Virgo?"
Virgo-"Yes?"
Aquarius-"Wanna just spy on everyone else?"
Virgo-"Hell yeah."
Aquarius-"I think Taurus and Libra is gonna happen, you?"
Virgo-"Of course they're gonna happen!"
-Everyone finishes their food-
Aquarius-"Oh my god they're holding hands."
Virgo-"It's happening!!! Gemini is blushing?! I don't see why she like Sagittarius."
Aquarius-"Maybe she just... I honestly don't know."
-Everyone goes to the arcade-
Virgo-"Wait! Let's win a toy! Let's go!!!" *Drags Aquarius to a claw machine*
Gemini-"She's not killing him?"
Sagittarius-"They were talking a lot on the date."
Gemini-*Gasp* "Oh no. They can't be a thing."
Aries-"Ship it."
Scorpio-*Comes to Aries holding a stuffed puppy* "Got this at a claw machine. Want it?"
Aries-"Of course! It's so cute!"
Everyone-"Awww"
Virgo-"YES YES YES ITS ALMOST THERE!!!"
Aquarius-"GAAAAAH GET IT!!!"
Virgo-*Holds the giant pikachu in the air* "WE GOT IT!!!"
Aquarius-"YES!!! ILL BUY YOU FOOD FOR A WEEK IF I CAN HAVE IT!!!"
Virgo-"DEAL!" *gives it to him*
-Time skip-
-Everyone teleports home-
Virgo-*Drops like 5 stuffed animals* "$5 each."
Capricorn-"Your date with Aquarius didn't look too bad. You friends now?"
Virgo-"Eh. I guess. He's not as bad as I thought."
Aquarius-"She's not too bad either. She won me a pikachu so whatever."
Gemini-*Kisses Sagittarius on the cheek* "That was fun."
Sagittarius-*Blushing*
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac nonsense
RandomI'm to lazy to search the zodiac years so search it yourself XD So this is gonna be Zodiac stories, those random things where it puts them in groups, and maybe them reacting to stuff. If the gender I put for them is wrong then deal with it, pretend...
