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Story Time With Alice! {#1}

Hey guys! I'm going to be starting something called story time with Alice! Basically I tell you guys relatable, funny, embarrassing, or irritating story's that really happened to meh!

#1 - Fears.

Fears. We all have them. And some people try to say "oh I'm not scared of anything!" But, you are, you liar. Some people actually admit what they are afraid of. Which is a good thing. Unless it's an embarrassing thing.

The reason I'm saying this is because of my worst fear. I'm going to tell you why I'm afraid of escalators. Yes. Escalators.

So I was at a hockey game once (yep I go to those) and me and my grandma had to go up the escalator to get to the seats. (We were on the bottom floor, and had to get to the middle floor)

So I hadn't been on a escalator in a while, and had forgotten how to step on one. My grandma was yelling at me for trying to figure it out, (I was like... 7 at the time btw) and so I stepped on. Wrong. Baaaaad choice.

I fell down the escalator! And I know your probably laughing at me right now, but let me explain what I was feeling.

When you fall down a metal, hard, cold escalator it HURTS. BAD. Wanna know the result of it? My legs felt like they were broken when I walked, my left knee was bleeding and had a purple bruise, and I scraped my hands. OUCH!!!!!

When we finally got up, my grandma kept telling at me about how embarrassing that was. Not a single "are you okay?" Or anything like that, though. And get this: there was this couple behind me who didn't help me up, or anything at all. Not even an "You okay?" SRSLY PEOPLE?????

And that is why I'm afraid of escalators.

End of story.