THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING!!!

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Me: *about to dump out my garage can into a bag then put it in the garbage in the kitchen*

Mom: *comes in* my god! Have some common sense!

Me: *doesn't know what I'm doing wrong*

Mom: *takes bag and garbage can out of my hand and does what I was about to do* you need to learn how to do this kinda shit! Your [my age that I don't feel comfortable saying] years old!

Me: *thinks: wtf! That's what I was doing!*

My mom loves me! (Note the sarcasm)

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