The Life Of Ravenpaw

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Ravenpaw: ER MEH GERSH IM AN APPRENTICE! :D

Ravenpaw: OH NAW My mentor is mean ;-;

Ravenpaw: FIGHT! GO REDTAIL! WOO! GO AWAY OAKHEART! >:)

Ravenpaw: I shall not listen to my mentor and instead stay and--OH NAW HE JUST KILLEDED REDTAIL

Ravenpaw: *shivers* I'M. SO. SCARED. OF. MY. MENTOR.

Ravenpaw: ASSESSMENT DAY!

Ravenpaw: (after lots of training...) MOONSTONE TIME! *dances*

Ravenpaw: FOX-DUNG A RAT BIT OFF MY NEW NAIL POLISH, oh and Bluestar lost a life *shrugs*

Ravenpaw: HEY TH-- *starts whispering when he is shushed by Firepaw* Hey that's not true!

Ravenpaw: KITS WENT MISSING AND THE QUEENS ARE TRYING TO KILL MEH

Ravenpaw: I HAVE TO GET AWAY! *goes to a random border with Firepaw and Graypaw* PEACE OUT PEEPS!

Ravenpaw: BARLEY! I'VE COME TO LIVE WITH YOU!

Barley: TACOPAW!? WHY. ARE. YOU--

To Be Continued...

(SO BEAUTIFUL! :D ~Moon)
(I agree, Moon! ~Leopard)
(YAY! ~Moon)

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