Yellowfang: *has an old and raspy voice* Hello youngsters! Today ima teach you how to make a SONG!
Moonkit: *is the only one cheering* WOO! YEAH! ALRI- *looks around* what?
Swiftkit: *glares at sister* SHE CANT SING LET ALONE MAKE A SONG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!? Wow that came out wrong...
Diamondkit: hehe... *sticks BOOM stick behind Yellowfang in a bucket*
Moonkit: Diamondkit stop it!
Yellowfang: QUIET MOONKIT YOU'RE NORMALLY TO ONE WHO DOESNT TALK NOW YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THATS TALKING
Moonkit: seri-
Yellowfang: QUIET! Anyway lets start! *sticks paw in the same bucket Diamondkit 'disturbed'* And the lyric I have pulled from 'The Mythical Lyric Bucket' is "Fox-Dung" cool!
Yellowfang: *repeats a lot of times* OK WE HAVE OUR SONG!
Yellowfang: *IS REALLY OF KEY* *sings* FOX-DUNG IN MY MARY-SUE PANTS THE LITTLE LEOPARD CRIED. CHESS AND TWO-LEGS, MOONKIT'S FUR THE LITTLE MOUSEY ATE.
Moonkit: *hides behind Swiftkit* HELP. ME.
Yellowfang: OH THE BLOOD THAT COVERS CLAWS DURING THE TIME OF PEACE. MOONLIGHT AND THE SWIFT BLOWING WIND DISTURBED THE GLOWED MOONSTONE DIAMOND. APPLE PIE AND HORSE-DUNG RICE MY SPARROW ATE THOU HEAD. LEMONS SQUEEZE THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AND DIE OF SWEET TATE STUFF.
Moonkit, Swiftkit, and Diamondkit: *are all three dead*
Yellowfang: MUAHAHAHA MY DEVIOUS PLAN HAS WORKED, ONTO THE NEXT BATCH
To Be Continued...
This was made by the most wonderful and awesome Moon, THIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL :D
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