1) Fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and walk around public eating it.
2)Hire 2 privet investigators and have them follow each other around.
3)Wear a shirt that says LIFE on it and hand out lemons.
4)Get into a crowded elevator and say "I'm guessing your all wondering why I called you here." With a straight face.
5)Major in philosophy and ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6)Run into a crowded store and ask what year it is, when somebody answers scream YES IT WORKED! And run out cheering.
7)Become a doctor and change last name to Pepper.
8)Change name to Simon and speak in the third person.
9)Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help I've been turned into a parrot.
10)Follow joggers around in a car blasting Eye of the Tiger for encouragement.
