Edward: Sparkle, Sparkle
Severus: If you're a vampire why do you sparkle?
Voldemort: OH MY GOSH SEVERUS!!! You can't just ask people why they sparkle!
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Harry to Voldemort: Why don't you have a nose?
Dumbledore: OH MY GOSH HARRY!!! You can't just ask people why they don't have a nose!