A middle school experience

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by sparkleyapplez

by sparkleyapplez

Reyna: Did Julia and I ever tell you what happened to me in middle school?!

Everyone: Nope

Julia: Well... Your in for a surprise *winks*

R: Okay so I was walking around with Julia where SOMEONE *glares at Julia* tripped me.

J: *shrugs* You asked for it by being an annoying bitch.

R: *rolls her eyes* So then I was about to fall face flat on the floor until my face and hands landed on this squishy substance. It was kinda round but I couldn't see what it was! My hands decided to squish whatever the hell that round thing was.

J: She was literally like *squish squish* *squish squish*

R: So I finally got my face out of this dark abyss and noticed that it was...

Everyone: IT WAS WHAT?!

R: I wonder if I should say it...

J: Just say it already.

R: IT WAS A GIRL'S ASS!!

Everyone: *breaks down in laughter*

R: I ended up getting suspended for sexual assault, but the girl looked like she wanted to kiss and rape my poor face