27/09/2011
I have decided to record my favourite quotes from my lifetime. Most of these are spiritual, fascinating and have deep meaning... just very, very deep inside. Are you ready?
"If the sky fell down, would the clouds come too?" - Kelly ShnupShnup
"You say you have a spiky temperament. So do pineapples. Can I eat you?" - Kelly ShnupShnup to family friend.
"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the dog that walks 1000 miles to escape from your door!" - Myself to owners when they attempt to make me diet.
"Yes, I smashed the fake fruit bowl. So what? If you want to own a fruit bowl, maybe don't make it look so real I attempt to eat it." - Many dogs of my acquaintance.
Wasn't that fascinating? I'll be supplying more quotes soon. They are so lovely!
Mmm. I'm hungry. I'm on a starvation diet. Kelly, unfairly is not. How does she remain so skinny? She is always so sleek and thin! Me, I'm tubby by nature. They can't expect taking away all of my meals but dinner to do anything. How does that even AFFECT my weight?! Food has nothing to do with it! Food is... amazing....
I need to stop dreaming.
Must. stop. imagining. dinner....
Mmm, dinner.
Kelly just told me to snap out of it. She says she likes my quotes too, especially the one about the pineapple. She thinks it is a work of art. She doesn't know who said that though. If she did, she would be a lot more enthusiastic.
Kelly wants me to note that her favourite song is 'Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy' by the Wiggles. I don't mind it myself, actually. Quite fascinating really.
Fruit salad tastes niiiiiccceee.
Do you think we can be upside down in space? Australia is 'Down Under' after all. Mungo, my best dog friend, says that because space has no beginning or end, can there really be a true UP or DOWN? he thinks Australia is on top as well as at the bottom. Kelly says it doesn't matter whether the earth is up or down, as long as there's bananas. Funny dog, my girlfriend. her world revolves around bananas.
I have to go now. My friends Bessie and her little sister Poppy are going to the park with me. Yay! I'll bring an eggshell for Poppy. She'll love it!!!
