One and only...

The new guardian, for real this time Percys POV

Shiz. I'm gonna die. That's when we heard amused laughter.

" THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!" Someone said as a teenage girl walked out of the shadows with a weird expression on her face. When she saw me, she ran to me and hugged me. Almost as she knew who I was.

"My darling mate here has been through so much-"

"MATE?" Said most of the Olympian council, Percy and Artemis being the loudest. The woman smiled and introduced herself.

"hello, I am Chaos and I was informed Percy Jackson was in this room?" We stared at her in awe.

"The Chaos?" I asked shocked. She laughed and to prove It, she kissed me. It all came back to me and I kissed her back. When I pulled away. I asked a silent 'who' and she shocked her head no. I almost fainted. She still wouldn't tell me! You see, before I was reborn, we talked and she said she would have to share me now. Apparently, I would have more than one girlfriends from now on. I almost puked. She wouldn't tell me who it was though. Artemis looked furious, however. I started to explain.

" ok, well... Chaos is my wife...and we were informed that I would have more than one... Um lover now and I know who they are... Because Uni-corn won't tell me." I said with a pout and sticking out my tongue. She repeated the motion. I could see Aphrodite out of the corner of my eye, looking like she was trying not to squeal at the reaction between the two of us.

"Well pony why don't you giddy-up." She said and got up in my face playfully.

"SWEETHEART!" I yelled. I know she hates clichés. I smirked.

"APPLE PIE!" She yelled knowing how much I hate random meaningless nicknames.

"HONEY!" I yelled.

"CHOCOLATE CAKE!" She screamed back.

"SWEET CHEEKS"

"VANILLA CREAM!"

"CINNAMON BUN!" We both yelled at the same time, laughing our intestines out, remembering the cat, 6 year old and the old guy from Colorado. That was a hilariously bad day.

"What..."

"Is..."

"Happening." Said 3 very confused gods. Whatever.

"Well milady I think it's about time we've got to your camp, huh?" I said to Artemis, who looked as shocked as the 3 doofuses, but hid it well.

"Yes, guardian. Your wife," she gritted her teeth." Can see you whenever she wants." Chaos clapped her hands.

" good right on track." She said." Now go, do t want to keep the hunters waited now dear" she said, hurriedly as she pecked my lips and flashed back to our place. I looked at the Olympians shocked faces and put my arm out for Artemis.

"Milady, shall we go?" I asked smiling. She looped our arms together and smiled.

"We shall" and with that we flashed into the middle of the hunters camp, where a Titan was waiting for us.