When someone-gets-burned puns

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1. Someone call the fire department! I just watched someone get BURNED! - beware! Only use this if someone got burned pretty badly! ( not an actual burn you dodo!)

2 someone call crime stoppers! I just witnessed a MURDER!

3 this is a pun-ishable offence!- say this if someone makes a good pun!

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