1 you and I make better friction then John walker can- if you all don't know, John walker is the creator of friction:)
2 our love is like an explosion!
3 this book is so good! It's like I have an gravitational force, where I can't put the book down!- ok! Only read this when your reading about gravity! Trust me! People will hate hate you!

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