The Diaries Of Hazel

Rant Time with Hazel

Rant Time with Hazel

TODAYS SPECIAL THINGY MA BOBBER IS

Freakin books that are like...no

I MEAN IVE READ SOME BOOKS ON HERE ALREADY AND THERE JUST LIKE BISH RLLY?????$/@&:@.@:@@:&@/

Like one where a 11 year old is dating Niall Horan

Or Niall is actually a pedophile I mean come on that sweet little irish leprechaun would not be like

Oh hey shes 11,and im 19,oh yea ill just date her her mom and dad wont mind

Um...no bitch

And spelling mistakes I mean

U DO NUT NEED TO SPELL LYKE DIS ALL DA DAMN TYME

u are not txting someone on herrrr

You are writing

No fricking texting your best friend (or your dog)

And very very very messed up books

HARRY IS NOT A RAPIST

GOD I AM ONE DIRECTIONS SEX SLAVE THEY SHALL FUCK ME ERRYDAY ERRYNIGHT

One story example

Louis finds this girl

RAPES her

She bleeds from....spots

She crying in pain blah blah blah

AND HIS RAPE ASS DECIDES TO FEEL SORRY AFTER RAPING THAT POOR CHILD

Probably this person who wrote this is like 13 and a very horny teenage

Who wants Louis to rape

Story goes on

THEN HARRY COMES INTO THE STORY

story goes on

THEY BOTH FRICKING RAPE THE HELL OUTTA HER!

AND SHE BLEEDING IN LIKE HER...areas

YA'LL NEED JESUS

BAD BOY IN TOWN BISHES

These are the stories I see most

ZEN IS YOUR BRADFORD BAD BOI

HE DATES THE GOOD GIRL

GOOD GIRL DENIES

ZEN TAKES NO FOR AN ANSWER

DRAGS HER TO HIS HOME

THEY FALL IN LOVE

THEY BRING THE OTHER BOYS INTO THE STORY

BAM MORE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ZEN AND THE GIRL

THEN ZEN AND THE GIRL OFFICIALLY ARE DATING

ZEN AND HER FUCK

SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS

SOMEONE GETS HURT AND NEARLY DIES

ZEN TURNS GOOD

ZEN AND HER GET MARRIED

DA END BITCHES

basic bad boy story line there

But some were very creative

More book rants soon

Peace out you sexay unicorns

(THIS IS NOT TO AFFEND ANYONE ITS JUST TO RANT AND TELL THE TRUTH PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO BRAIN)